- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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