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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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