How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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