- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Communism hehe xd

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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