- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A women left the kitchen.

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