A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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