What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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