Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Don't believe in Atheists.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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