Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What is the name of the car? What

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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