your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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