- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there ?

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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