- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Women's rights.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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