- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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