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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

i have yougurt mit traktor

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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