A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

womens rights.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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