why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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