- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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