what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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