A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Chlamydia

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

A women left the kitchen.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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