- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

black chicken. kfc

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Eric is gay Ha

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Your girlfriend.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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