What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Lololol

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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George W. Bush

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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