- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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