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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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