i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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How about that airline food?

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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read this sentence again.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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