- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Gretta has five legs? -no

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

You bumder!

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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