HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

I have a horse.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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