Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Barack Obama.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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