What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Justin's life

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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