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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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