What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

A van drives into a car.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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