How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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