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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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