- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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