- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Amanda Knox walks home free.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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