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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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