- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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