What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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1+1=2

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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