So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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