There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Small Penis.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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