- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A dancer walks into a barre

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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