There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Emily Walker.

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Anti Joke

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