- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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