- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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