- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Knock knock. Get out!!

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why was the man sad His got raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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