- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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