- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Katy Perry

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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