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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Women's rights

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats brown and booky a book.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

u know whats a crime? rape

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.