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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

u know whats a crime? rape

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

whats brown and booky a book.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.