- Anti Joke

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.