ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

whats brown and booky a book.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

u know whats a crime? rape

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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